Part 1 is here. Read this first so you will know were it all left off:
Part 3 is here http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Shrek_VS_Troy_the_Killer_(Part_3_of_the_Shrek_VS_Jeff_the_Killer_Series)
While on the bus Troy complemented Randy for the upgrade from skateboards to a bus. Randy was pleased that he had pleased Troy and Keith so he gave them the only knife left that Jeff didn't have.
"So thats why no one pulled out a knife on us!" Keith said
"Why else would you think that no one would oppose us as the only knife owners in the neighbourhood?" Randy replied
"I ain't sure, what if they got a butter knife or a spoon?" Keith replied
"We eliminated butter knives so people had to use spoons to cut bread keith you forgettable retard!" Randy shouted. Shrek layed sight on Randy and the boys in the bus as he was flying. his cock grew erect and it went from being 15 ft long to 30 ft long. Troy noticed it and shouted to randy "ITS SHREK". The cock landed on the bus roof and all of the windows were shattered of the impact of shreks cock!
"You bitch!" Randy shouted
"I have to finish the job laddie said shrek as he flew through one of the windows. His cock was still on the roof wrapping round the bus for a secure grip. Shrek threw an onion grenade which blew up the bus and nearly killed everyone in their. Keith died and Troy was crying over his body.
"I'll kill you bastard!" Troy shouted. Shreks cock was on fire due to the explosion and he hit Troy with his flaming cock and set Troy on fire. Troy rolled and rolled and his skin started to turn white. Randy drew out a gun and started shooting at Shrek. Shrek used his dick like helecopter blades and flew towards randy. Randy jumped threw the dick blade and shot the dick. Shrek was wounded as Randy shot Shrek more and more.
Shrek tripped over Randy and started strangling him with his dick. Randy shot shrek in the balls and shrek was on the ground again. Shrek punched Randy and what was once a weapon brawl became a classic 1v1 fist fight. Shrek punched Randy and Randy kicked Shrek. after hours of fighting Randy had had enough and he pulled out a gun again and shot shrek in the knee caps. Randy was ready to blow shreks brains out when shrek said
"I will never go away laddie... This is my swamp now" They were teleported to the swamp. Randy still had the gun and shot shrek in the arms so he could try to drown shrek. Shrek wrapped his dick around his leg and Randy was down. Shrek drowned Randy and felt like his job was done but it was only the beginning of another battle.